becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
Didn’t know getting hammered was so beautiful.
- Rest of the USA: freezing to death
- Florida: sweating in shorts