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sodamnrelatable: I’m like….
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on
i’m really sorry but if you come into my work and i’m going to wait on you and i KNOW that you aren’t going to tip me i’m not going to give you good service. dont expect me to offer you drink refills or see if you need a to go box. you’ll have to do all the asking. sorry not sorry
staceyydarlingg: How cute would it be to go on the Haunted Mansion with someone you love. Or the Tomorrowland Transit. Or Splash Mountain. Or Towerof Terror. Or The Great Movie Ride. Or to have a date at Sci Fi Dine In. And watch Wishes. Just how cute would it to be at Disney and be in love :)
javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
queencersei: sometimes when i check my bank account i whisper “motherlode” but nothing changes
Just saw a van for a company called Brittana
pizza: jeremymckinnonbuttblog: lets make a test who is easier to summon 1. Pizza? 2. Yahoo Staff? 3. Vegans? 4. Satan? lets wait and see the result ha ha ha i win
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
so im watching sword in the stone for the first time that i can remember and i really love it so far this style of animation is by far my favorite i have a feeling this will become one of my favorite disney movies
shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
When customers sit down at a dirty table.
howmayiserviceyou: I’m like:
At the day camp meeting and the girls at the same table as me are talking about how bummed they are for college cause there aren’t any beaches close by ~first world problems~
misslivyoung: i find it funny how adam tries to convince his followers on twitter that he only eats junkfood and doesn’t go to the gym but sweetie you’re not fooling anyone
verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a mom. “Bought a toaster” is the clear...
peanutbutterandpilates: I’m sorry but if you’re a girl that can eat like 10 pizzas a week and chocolate and ice cream to your hearts content and STILL have a slim tiny body, I will forever hate you(r metabolism)
That awkward moment when you can't find your phone...
fr0ndslikethese: cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read This.
meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
shooshpapping: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE OH IT’S YOU